4th Wall Love Ballad: Something something love song title [Action/Video/whatever you want]

[loveisabattlefield]

Hi, everyone! Today, I found a very familiar looking wand just lying on the ground.

(The alicorn levitates it up to the camera for the viewers to see.)

I've never seen it before today, but something about it feels right. I wasn't quite sure what it was at first, but after I held it so close to me, I realized exactly it was: my destiny!

(The wand is levitated over Cadence's head, where it begins to spin on its own and radiate a bright light. Cadence soon follows suit as she's quickly engulfed by the light and after the light fades, her new form is revealed to be a ponified version of herself in this outfit.)

I am Madamore, defender of love, justice and more love! I fight evil and bring people together with the power of love and song! Worry not, trainers and breeders; Madamore is here to make your day bright!

Comments

[bestofthebest]

...Madamore?

(Rainbow's confused and surprised; she thought Cadence's destiny was to shower everypony with love and then rule over the Crystal Empire!)

[loveisabattlefield]

(Cadence giggles a little. She can still do that, Dash; it's just a little duality to keep things interesting!)

Do you like it? I thought a combination of madam and amore would make for a wonderful superhero name.

[bestofthebest]

Yeah! It sounds okay to me, and 'amore's' just another way of saying love right?

[loveisabattlefield]

Exactly! It makes it all sound catchy when you put it together.

[bestofthebest]

So...if you're gonna be a superhero who promotes love, who's gonna be your sidekick? And you'd need some tough villains to make sure it wasn't all one-sided, right?

(She'd bet money on Twilight for her sidekick.)

[loveisabattlefield]

...You know, I haven't decided on who should be my sidekick.

(Cadence gives a knowing smile.)

How would you and the girls feel about it?

[bestofthebest]

...Really? Seriously?

(Rainbow smiles back, only having considered Daring Do to team up with before. Daring Do, however, was fictional.)

Guess if I had to, I wouldn't mind being a sidekick. Twilight would probably be first in line, and Applejack? She thinks she's the best so it's not for her; she'd offer support, though.

(Rainbow, you think you're the best too.)

[loveisabattlefield]

(As if Daring Do would let something like being fictional stop her)

I prefer to think of it as everypony being good at something and having their moments to shine. Everypony gets at least one~

[ACTION] Not sorry. Not sorry at all.

[theflaya]

Fight evil, you say?

[Why yes that is indeed a giant shuriken blazing towards you from out of the blue, Cadence.]

Ha HA! Let's see if you can back up those words! Face me, Madamore, else I shall take over this strange and new land! For I am...

[suddenly, music. Where is it coming from? Who knows? Perhaps it's from above, where a lone figure is standing atop the highest point of the tallest tree, silhouetted by the sun behind him, giant blade still somehow gleaming despite the angle of the light. Don't ask how he's balancing.]

...THE FLAYVOR OF EVIL!

[ACTION] Never be sorry

[loveisabattlefield]

(Thankfully, being a superhero means Cadence have narrowly avoid the attack without injury. After the successful dodge roll, she looks up to see the mysterious, new villain from the top of the tree, her eyes filled with determination as she points a hoof at him.)

Flayvor of Evil! Your plans of world domination end here because you're going to taste true love and compassion!

[ACTION]

[theflaya]

[He wasn't really intending to hit was that anyway. Least, not with that pass.]

Don't worry, I've had it before! It's nice, but not very filling. I'd say it could use a but more iron!

[And with that he leaps off the tree and falls toward her, sword first.]

[Yes the bad pun was necessary.]

[ACTION]

[loveisabattlefield]

(Bad puns are necessary for hero/villain dialogue exchanges. Like, absolutely vital. Through an acrobatic flip backwards, Cadence avoids the attack.)

You may not have had true love, then. It's supposed to be wholesome, filling and warm as an embrace!

(From her horn, Cadence fires several heart-shaped projectiles, all aimed at Flay.)

[friendyousohard]

... I am very confused right now.

What exactly are you doing, Cadence?

[loveisabattlefield]

I'm just having a little fun, Twilight. Just like when we pretended to be superheroes when you were younger!

[friendyousohard]

... You mean like the Sorceress Supreme?

[Embrace your destiny, Twilight. The huge cape of wizardry calls to you.]

[loveisabattlefield]

Just like the Sorceress Supreme.

(Give into the temptation, Twilight. Your big sister, and your childhood dream, is waiting~)

[friendyousohard]

[She thinks about it a bit, closes her eyes...

And a ridiculously enormous cape with a collar that reaches higher than her horn materializes on her back. She gives a triumphant grin.]

Beware, forces of the dark beyond! I am Professor Strange, the Sorceress Supreme, and my magical prowess is beyond equal in all the worlds!

[loveisabattlefield]

(That gets a laugh and a round of applause out of Cadence.)

That's the spirit!

(Her expressions becomes slightly more serious as she slips into character.)

Professor Strange! There've been sightings of new Pokemon causing trouble for the innocent! It may be another minion of the evil Queen Mean! What should we do?

[friendyousohard]

Mmmmm, 'tis a good thing I left my Sanctum in haste today, then, for we haven't a moment to lose! We must find as many examples of these new Pokemon as we can, and track them to their source! Only then can we discover how we might combat this new threat. Quickly, Lady Madamore!

[And she begins to gallop off towards the north, making for the Lake of Rage. It's really amazing how easy it is to slip into the role of one of her childhood heroes.]

[loveisabattlefield]

(It's those undeniable surges of inspiration, really. Something as pure as childhood heroes can inspire one for many great things. Cadence gallops alongside Twilight in their rush to pretend fight for good and justice.)

I can feel a presence coming from the lake! It's like nothing I've felt before, professor! This may be the Pokmeon we're looking for!

[buckyouup]

...You sure do find interestin' uses for your magic, Princess.

[loveisabattlefield]

I like keeping things interesting. Plus, superheroes can spread love too, can't they?

[buckyouup]

[She chuckles.]

I don't see why not.

[loveisabattlefield]

I bet you'd be a great superhero, Applejack.

[buckyouup]

Me? I ain't exactly the "tight uniform" kind 'a gal.

[loveisabattlefield]

You wouldn't have to wear a tight uniform if you don't want to; you can be a superhero without one! The most important part of being a superhero is having the heart for it...and you already have that.

(Cadence giggles.)

Besides, it's more fun when you're in a costume. It can be anything you want!

[sitdownbecider]

Can't say I've seen it like that before. I mean, I've done my share of work for the kingdom, but I've never thought of myself as a hero before.

[loveisabattlefield]

And that's why you're the element of modesty.

[buckyouup]

Um... Honesty, Princess.

[loveisabattlefield]

Oh. I guess there's that, too.

(She's teasing, clearly.)

Like I said: you'd make a great superhero. You'd be okay with at least a mask and a cape, wouldn't you?